About Me

"Tim"

Married Golfer Cleveland 44095 mechanic Member Since 8/28/2007

I am here for: Golf

new golfer.... golfed a scramble to get me hooked and several "starter" courses seems like my score will never drop! I show a little promise every now and then. I get 3 out 5 nice shots but the 2 bad ones are frightening! VISIT THE MESSAGE BOARDS AND LET"S TALK GOLF!!!!! http://www.lastminutegolfer.com/MsgBoard/Discuss.asp?action=viewmsg&p=26.01

I attended No school(s) provided

I have worked for local Ford dealer

My Fields of Business:
Automotive ,
Interests (Other than golf):
Boating , Camping , Computers , Fishing , Internet , Sports ,

My LastMinuteGolfer URL

my.lastminutegolfer.com/huntithar
My Golf Buddies
"Bruce " Dayton, OH Click here to visit Bruce 's profile Bruce has a photo album Bruce has written course reviews Bruce welcomes invitations to golf (coming soon) Bruce has posted a golf joke
"Mike" Atlanta, GA Click here to visit Mike's profile Mike has a photo album Mike has written course reviews Mike welcomes invitations to golf (coming soon)
About My Game
I prefer to golf on the following days:
Mon Tues Wed Thur Fri Sat Sun
             

I have made 00 holes in one

My best score ever is 116

My Handicap is 25 - 30

Driver: Cleveland Launcher ti 460 stiff flex

Woods: cleveland launcher 5 wood (draw bias)

Hybrid: upswing golf's "free" one (Hit this club as far as the driver most of the time)

Irons: acuity(dicks brand)

Wedges: acuity(dicks brand)and an adams ovation gap wedge

Putter: acuity (came with the set)

Balls: i've paid for srixon titleist ,any other "found" brand callaway hot bite's rule

 I do not welcome invitations to golf
Fun Stuff

My favorite course in the world is: Not Provided

My favorite golf quote is: Not Provided

My Best Golf Accomplishment: consistency is getting better.

My Dream Foursome is: [Not Provided]

 My favorite golf joke is: A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.


"I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf ball.


On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole."


Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.


He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.


He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?"


"I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied.


"No, I won't."


"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."


With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.


"See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"


"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for

Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."






My Favorite PGA/LPGA Tour Pros: [Not Provided]

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Maynard
12/2/2007 7:15:48 PM
Tim, your game is right on track believe it or not!! Keep forging ahead! That will SLOWLY start to turn around! It willl only be 2 bad shots for every good shot and then......you realize, it's the best game in the world!! It's about having fun and looking forward to your inner challenge. we are all past the "making money with the game" stage!!