About Me

"fred"

Married Golfer Toronto L6L1K3 Member Since 3/8/2005

I am here for: Golf

I attended No school(s) provided

I have worked for No company(s) provided

My Fields of Business:
Technology ,
Interests (Other than golf):
Computers , Gaming , Travel ,

My LastMinuteGolfer URL

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My Favorite Golf Buddies
"LMG Canada" Toronto, ON Click here to visit LMG Canada's profile LMG Canada has a photo album LMG Canada welcomes invitations to golf (coming soon) LMG Canada has posted a golf joke
My Favorite Local Courses
  • FireRock G. C.
  • Flamborough Hills
  • Legends Whirlpool
  • LochNess Links
  • Pheasant Run G.C.
  • Piper's Heath
  • Rebel Creek
  • Royal Woodbine
  • Savannah Golf Links
  • The Rock
  • Thundering Waters
  • Twenty Valley
  • Victoria Park East
  • Willow Valley
    • My Favorite Resorts Amelia Island Plantation
    Avista Resort
    Casa Blanca Resort
    Hilton Head Rentals & Golf
    Omni Orlando Resort
    Orange Lake Resort
    TreeTops Resort

    About My Game
    I prefer to golf on the following days:
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    I have made 0 holes in one

    My best score ever is 79

    My Handicap is 21 - 25

    Driver: Not Provided

    Woods: Not Provided

    Hybrid: Not Provided

    Irons: Not Provided

    Wedges: Not Provided

    Putter: Not Provided

    Balls: Not Provided

     I do not welcome invitations to golf
    Yes, I enjoy the occasional wager on the course
    Fun Stuff

    My favorite course in the world is: Not Provided

    My favorite golf quote is: Not Provided

    My Best Golf Accomplishment: [Not Provided]

    My Dream Foursome is: [Not Provided]

     My favorite golf joke is: The Castaway...




    One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for more than 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
    Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

    The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar."

    "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

    With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag.

    "Faith and b'gorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

    "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.

    Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

    Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the Gods!" stated the Irishman. "'Tis truly fantastic!!!"

    At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

    With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!"


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