My favorite course in the world is: MASTERS
My favorite golf quote is: WHEN LIGHTENING, IF GOD WANT TO PLAY THRU, LET HIM
My Best Golf Accomplishment: WON HANDICAPPED AMATUER EVENT WEATHERWAX
My Dream Foursome is: TIGER,Robert Jones,Jack Nicklaus John F. Kennedy
My favorite golf joke is: It was Jesus, Moses and some other guy playing a par 3, Moses hits his ball in the water, he goes down to the edge of the water, raises his hands, the water separates,he finds his ball and chips its right next to the hole, Jesus hits the ball, it too goes in the water, of course he walks on the water and a fish come up with the ball in its mouth, Jesus chips the ball off the fishes mouth right next to the hole. This other guy hits his ball in the woods, a squirrel grabs the ball and runs across the fairway with it, an eagle spots the squirrel and swoops down and gets it, the eagle squeeszes the squirrel so hard that ball drops out and lands right next to the hole, then a worm comes up and knocks the ball the in the hole. Moses looks at Jesus and says, man! I hate playing with your father.
My Favorite PGA/LPGA Tour Pros: TIGER, Anna,