My favorite course in the world is: The Ocean Course, Kiawah Island
My favorite golf quote is: Guy asks Harvey Pennick for help with his putting, 3 putting most greens. Harvey says,"meet me on the range." The guy says that he needs putting help, not range work. Harvey says, "nope, we need to work on hitting your irons closer."
My Best Golf Accomplishment: 5th in State of Florida Qualifier, 1 hole in 1 (#17 at Westfields)
My Dream Foursome is: Tiger, Michael Jordan, Jenna Jameson, Me
My favorite golf joke is: 4 guys tee off one morning and imediately catch up with the 4-some in front of them, who seem to be the slowest players in the world. After 5 or 6 unbearably slow holes, a ranger comes along. One of the guys asks the ranger about moving the group in front along since they play so slowly. The ranger says,"That is the 4 firemen that helped us last year when our clubhouse caught on fire. Unfortunately, they all lost their eyesight in the fire."
One of the guys replies," Gee, that's too bad, but why can't they play at night?"
My Favorite PGA/LPGA Tour Pros: Furyk, Freddy, Lumpy, DL III