I am here for: Golf, Dating
I enjoy golf almost as much as I enjoy weed wacking. I take great satisfaction in caddying for members of our club while I'm not busy seeking out furry rodents.
I attended School of Hard Knocks
I have worked for Bushwood Country Club
I have made 37 holes in one
My best score ever is 83
My Handicap is 7 - 10
Driver: Powerbuilt Persimon
Woods: Jack Nicklaus MacGregor
Hybrid: What's that?
Irons: Wilson Staff
Wedges: Wilson Staff
Putter: Bulls Eye
Balls: Accushnet 40 Compression
My favorite course in the world is: Bushwood CC
My favorite golf quote is: "I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for a while... I'd keep playing"
My Best Golf Accomplishment: Caddied for a guy that got struck by lightning during his round
My Dream Foursome is: Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Night and Me
My Favorite PGA/LPGA Tour Pros: Ty Tryon (do I know him?)
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