My favorite course in the world is: The Golf Club at Fossil Creek
My favorite golf quote is: If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
My Best Golf Accomplishment: 2 rounds
My Dream Foursome is: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tony Romo
My favorite golf joke is: A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!
Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?
George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.
The group was silent for a moment.
Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.
Engineer: Why can't these guys play at NIGHT?
My Favorite PGA/LPGA Tour Pros: Tiger Woods